"Comic Sans is the perfect font for thonking. NYT approved." – New York Thymes
"It's a real time biography." – Justin Gradin
"My voice is an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." -Hannah Ofczarzak
"The genius of this series is a diamond in the rough. And raw." -Stray
"It's so stupid it might be genius." -Peephole
“This book has such a nostalgic quality for me, of being talked down to.” -Horace Cameron
“If a book was Ozempic to the mind...we’ve found it.” -Dr. Oz
“Hannah has always had outstanding confidence. Even for things she’s not particularly good at.” -Hannah's Mom
"I love my critics because they're brave, but they're wrong. So very wrong. Being contrarian isn't cool anymore." -BABAP Employee
"A great reminder that not all literature is meant to be enjoyed." -Lance Piebenga
"Hannah did what had to be done." -Princess Diana
"This killed me." -Wetty Bhite
"Here Comes The Cum. (Sung to the tune of 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles)." -Maul PcCartney
"Comic Sans is the perfect font for thonking. NYT approved." – New York Thymes "It's a real time biography." – Justin Gradin "My voice is an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." -Hannah Ofczarzak "The genius of this series is a diamond in the rough. And raw." -Stray "It's so stupid it might be genius." -Peephole “This book has such a nostalgic quality for me, of being talked down to.” -Horace Cameron “If a book was Ozempic to the mind...we’ve found it.” -Dr. Oz “Hannah has always had outstanding confidence. Even for things she’s not particularly good at.” -Hannah's Mom "I love my critics because they're brave, but they're wrong. So very wrong. Being contrarian isn't cool anymore." -BABAP Employee "A great reminder that not all literature is meant to be enjoyed." -Lance Piebenga "Hannah did what had to be done." -Princess Diana "This killed me." -Wetty Bhite "Here Comes The Cum. (Sung to the tune of 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles)." -Maul PcCartney
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One man’s harrowing journey into the depths of despair; a renovation guide
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
334 pages
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Have you ever dreamt what the world would be like if Tobias Jesso Jr. had an ego? It’s time to wake the fuck up.
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
376 Pages
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Oh, so you wanna know more about The Otherworld and the power of manifestation?…Then pay up.
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
473 pages
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Take a journey to a world. A spiritual world. Another world. The Otherworld.
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
323 pages
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
319 pages
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
168 pages
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An O-Bitch-Uary novel written about one of the best, if not the best, men to ever exist, Tobias Jesso Jr. Physically written by his one and only assistant, Hannah Ofczarzak, about his life, accomplishments, greatness, ideas, and youthful spirit. This book was also co-written by his ghost.
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4.25 x 6.875 inches / 108 x 175 mm
117 pages
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