"Comic Sans is the perfect font for thonking. NYT approved." – New York Thymes

"It's a real time biography." – Justin Gradin

"My voice is an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." -Hannah Ofczarzak

"The genius of this series is a diamond in the rough. And raw." -Stray

"It's so stupid it might be genius." -Peephole

“This book has such a nostalgic quality for me, of being talked down to.” -Horace Cameron

“If a book was Ozempic to the mind...we’ve found it.” -Dr. Oz

“Hannah has always had outstanding confidence. Even for things she’s not particularly good at.” -Hannah's Mom

"I love my critics because they're brave, but they're wrong. So very wrong. Being contrarian isn't cool anymore." -BABAP Employee

"A great reminder that not all literature is meant to be enjoyed." -Lance Piebenga

"Hannah did what had to be done." -Princess Diana

"This killed me." -Wetty Bhite

"Here Comes The Cum. (Sung to the tune of 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles)." -Maul PcCartney

"Comic Sans is the perfect font for thonking. NYT approved." – New York Thymes "It's a real time biography." – Justin Gradin "My voice is an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste." -Hannah Ofczarzak "The genius of this series is a diamond in the rough. And raw." -Stray "It's so stupid it might be genius." -Peephole “This book has such a nostalgic quality for me, of being talked down to.” -Horace Cameron “If a book was Ozempic to the mind...we’ve found it.” -Dr. Oz “Hannah has always had outstanding confidence. Even for things she’s not particularly good at.” -Hannah's Mom "I love my critics because they're brave, but they're wrong. So very wrong. Being contrarian isn't cool anymore." -BABAP Employee "A great reminder that not all literature is meant to be enjoyed." -Lance Piebenga "Hannah did what had to be done." -Princess Diana "This killed me." -Wetty Bhite "Here Comes The Cum. (Sung to the tune of 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles)." -Maul PcCartney

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